MORTAL KOMBAT!!

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN…

BEA ARTHUR & AIRWOLF?

-TOM HANKS & A TUBE SOCK?

-BURT REYNOLDS & AN END TABLE?

-HUGH HEFNER & ROBOCOP?

Now… FIGHT!!!

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Published in: on August 23, 2007 at 3:26 pm  Comments (6)  

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  1. Bea – nothing Airwolf has could put a dent in that dome of hers. Look I am not hating on Stringfellow or Santini Air, but Bea would swat that helicopter out the sky like King Kong.

    Is this a plain white tube sock, or is the two colored ones of our youth. Also what Tom Hanks is this, Saving Private Ryan, Forest Gump, Splash or is it Busom Buddies. If it is Busom Buddies then I am taking Hanks.

    End Table hands down, it would out think Burt in ten seconds. Now if Burt has Jerry Reed helping out then it is a fair fight.

    Hef or Robocop – Tough call, but no matter who the winner is, “I will buy that fight for a dollar”.

  2. Multi-colored sock, “Burbs”-era Hanks.

  3. Then I am taking Hanks, but barely. The Burbs left this reviewer cold, even though it was Rick Ducommun finest work, just edging out his work on Die Hard as Walt the City Worker, but this just this strange man’s opinion.

    Second Round

    Bea hit Tom on top of the head and drives him to the ground like a tent stake.

    Robocop who wins in epic tilt frought with controversy. It is believed that ED-209 pulled a Cowboy Bob Orton and clocked Hef while the Ref was distracted. Thus leading to the Robocop win. RoboCop goes on to beats the end table, only after the end table blows up another 25 Ford Taurus’ that belong to the Detriot PD. And he thwarted the end tables plan to involve Blue Thunder.

    Your Final

    RoboCop gets his ass handed to him by the Gray Haired Godzilla. The ghoulish Golden Girl who is a cross between Paulie Walnuts and Frankenstein. Robo didn’t stand a chance.

  4. I knew you’d be all over this, Boski 😀

    Random surreality rules.

  5. I am here to serve at your whim or whimsy, which ever you choose.


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