A Coffee Rant

Okay. Some of us in the work force live and die by coffee. It’s our lifeblood, that dirty little bean, and we need it. So when you casual coffee-drinking morons don’t respect the communal coffee machine area, when you don’t think beyond your cup only… things get ugly for some of us.

First of all: some of us LIKE caffeine, and we like to know that it’s in the right pot. Remember: as a rule, the de-caf goes in the GREEN POT. Don’t put it where the caffeinated stuff goes (BLACK POT). We’ll know when we taste the bad stuff what it is (and I heard de-caf has formaldahide in it… ugh!).

Second: it only takes a second to wipe up any spilled creamer or sugar or whatever you have left behind. It’ll attract ants, fool. You wanna get our coffee taken away completely?!

Last: It only takes a second to start another pot brewing. If you take the last of the coffee, and you have the moment, FOR GOD’S SAKE MAKE ANOTHER POT!!

Did I mention that I like coffee?

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3 DAYS UNTIL VACATION!!!

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Published in: Uncategorized on May 23, 2007 at 6:02 pm  Comments (3)  

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  1. I drink instant coffee. I was raised on it, and I actually prefer it. Also, there’s no communal coffee shrine where I work, so it’s either paying a buck plus down at the cafe or fifteen cents for hot water and milk. Saves me about thirty bucks a month.

    AND I CAN MAKE IT AS STRONG AS I DAMN WELL LIKE

  2. YEAH!! THAT’S HOW YOU TAKE THE POWER BACK, BROTHER!!

  3. Coffee good… Errrrrh! GOOOD!


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