That Mucinex Guy Can Go To Hell

Mucinex Bastard

Mucinex is a fine product and all, but they’ve given a face to my enemy. I will forever now think of him when my nose, chest, and sinuses fill with cement, and I wake up the neighborhood hacking and coughing in the middle of the night. You phlegmy bastard.

Anyway, feeling much better now, thank you. The cough is all that remains, which is hell when your job requires you to talk… a lot. Watched plenty of TV, read “The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril” (good book, a lotta fun for pulp fans, although I think there was a lot of historical innaccuracies done for artistic sake… but I won’t nit-pick). Even managed to get my video game systems (XBox, GameCube) out of the pawn shop (long story, involving ungrateful in-laws and should-be-illegal electric bills, caused by said parasitic in-laws). Of course, those systems are classified as “last generation” now, but since I have exactly 795 unfinished games (and the in-laws have moved out), I’ll be busy for a long while.

And, of course, our upcoming year-end bonus is coming very soon, so that “Xmas Reloaded” thing is gonna happen shortly. I hate to be materialistic, but life is good.

Published in: on January 17, 2007 at 7:46 pm  Comments (10)  

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  1. I think I caught whatever you had.


  2. Funny you should say that. I remember now that you were sick when you sent your “Holiday Grams”, and I got sick after receiving mine. I think we should start some kind of cold exchange- kinda like a chess game by mail. But with mucus.

  3. I hate 3D representations of bacteria or mucus. The worst has got to be the Lamasil commercials with Digger The Dermatophyte, who lifts up a toenail like it has hinges and then crawls into the nailbed and starts scratching away. It’s when he flips it up so nonchalantly that makes my stomach turn. It makes me want to encase each of my toes in steel so they will never, EVER be bent back that far.

  4. Yeah, that makes me cringe too. Those Nasonex boogers that seal up that guy’s nostrils are frightening, too. If I had seen that as a child, I would’ve stopped picking my nose right away.

  5. Fantastic post!!! Cheers!

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